Also, if you're really good, you try to walk behind a really hot/gorgeous woman so all the men pay attention to her and you can pass unscathed.
Some greatest hits...
- (translation courtesy of my porteña friend) "You can be in my play and I'll be your Romeo."
- "Aye! Mi lomita!" Translation: my little piece of meat
- "Sexo?" Translation: Sex?
- Any kind of strange variation of a hiss or smooch noise you can make. The more disgusting the sound, the better.
- "¿Que tal una fiesta?" Translation: How about a party?
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| I would NEVER wear something like this in broad daylight here. |
Oh, come on, Jesse, admit it, you love the attention. Imagine how bad it would be if Lindsay were with you?
ReplyDeleteI agree about the dress though. Don't do it, man.
Well, I have to admit, it is quite flattering. Makes me feel good to know that even at my age, I can still make heads turn.
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